He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
