are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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