I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize