hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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