would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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