i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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