We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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