it wasn't lemon gatorade
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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