i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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