talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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