That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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