I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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