i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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