Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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