well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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