dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
