these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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