Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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