i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Let's paint friendship bongs
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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