So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
