He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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