Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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