what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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