This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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