Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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