i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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