So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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