Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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