Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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