I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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