Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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