You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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