alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize