I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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