She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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