he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
