I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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