Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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