Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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