Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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