since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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