I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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