dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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