why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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