how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
