Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
there's paper in my vomit.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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