Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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