dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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