Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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