I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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