I need help removing her.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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