Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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