Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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