If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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